Ban Black Socks Movement!!

 

Ban Black Socks Movement!!

Racism Walks Amongst Us!!

[Guest post by BBSM-001]

Dear readers, before you scoff at the very idea that black socks (herein called BS) should be banned, please consider the following before you discard the very idea into the proverbial “dirty laundry bin“.

The Ban Black Socks Movement (BBSM) is growing at a fast pace especially among the young progressive and more enlightened members of our communities such as Social Justice Warriors (SJWs).

Did you know that the wearing of BS is a symbol of White privilege and Black oppression? Wearers “step on” Black dignity with every step they literally take!! For countless centuries blacks have been terribly oppressed by Whites across the globe and have been trodden on and down by Whitey. And it continues even more so TODAY, right now in the current year!!

Before you shout, “But what about other black items of clothing?!” Well, black socks are unique, because of where they are obviously worn, are literally being trodden on, symbolising oppression, injustice and a litany of crimes against our black brothers. This is an outrage that is also a secret source of sadistic pleasure for White racists!!

ACTION STEPS — What you can do!!

• Become aware of the racist nature of BS!!
• Recognize that not all BS wearers are aware of the racist nature of what they are unthinkingly doing. Be prepared to inform them. Be prepared to confront and challenge them!!
• Wake up to the fact that BS wearers are everywhere  especially among straight White privilidged males.
• Realize that you are involved in a noble cause of creating a caring world where BS no longer exist!!

• Memorize examples of infamous people who wore BS, for example, Adolf Hitler, Mussolini, Emperor Hirohito, Tojo, top KKK leadership, and so on. They all wore BS!!
• Be pro-active!! If you see a BS wearer , shame and blame them.
• Boycott shops that engage in the BS trade. Stop them from profiting in the trade of BS merchandise.

• Realize that our successful efforts will cause a a backlash resulting in a thriving black market peddling BS.
• Be prepared to inform on friends and even family members who engage in this trade and god forbid continue to wear BS!!
• Ensure that all members of your family and friends strictly wear light coloured socks or preferably LBGT rainbow colours for the more dedicated.
• Although not endorsed officially by the BBSM we have heard of BS being removed from cloths lines, drawers, locker rooms and elsewhere where unattended BS is found. Every BS removed from circulation is a victory for the BBSM!!
• Contact Jewish orgs worldwide for financial assistance and instructions on how to mobilise your community to assist the BSSM.
• Organize “Black Sock Burning Parties“.
  • Note:
  • Always take appropriate safety precautions when burning black socks.
  • Socks should not be hand held while being burnt.
  • Do NOT burn black socks whilst being worn.
  • Do NOT burn black socks indoors.
  • Make sure all children are under adult supervision when they are burning or otherwise destroying black socks.
• Always promote the wearing of white or light coloured socks. Put principle ahead of fashion!

UPDATE!!

The BBSM movement has finally solved a major dilemma!!

One the one hand, we deplore the wearing of blacks socks due to its inherent racism and promotion of White privilege, we also recognize the natural beauty of black socks. After all, black is beautiful!!

So what’s the solution? Well, its like all good solutions, it’s quite simple, … black socks with white soles!!

But not so fast there. Although wearers of white soled black socks are themselves aware of their stand against racism, strangers around them don’t know that, as socks are normally worn with shoes, and assume the worse.

Well, a solution has been found by the BBSM worldwide community (with the generous financial assistance of upstanding organizations, such as the ADL and SPLC)!!

All white soled black socks will have a discrete Trade Marked, “BBSM” logo!! This will clearly and proudly signal that the wearer is not a racist, while also showing that they recognize the beauty of black!!

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To be continued, …

Note:

Reader input in the comment section is most appreciated.

All useful suggestions will be added to this post.

True confessions of former BS wearers most appreciated.